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dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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(via donxxxdre)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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(via orgasm)

I love peeing in public

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

(via jesuschristvevo)

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

(via donxxxdre)

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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(via la-byrne)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via orgasm)

yourneckplusmyteeth:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

"I put the gay thing in my hand but I do not give it the power to make me gay."

(via orgasm)

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via legalmexican)

hollans:

Can always count on Noel for letting us know the important facts of life.

hollans:

Can always count on Noel for letting us know the important facts of life.

(via la-byrne)

Kirsten Dunst for W Magazine (May 2014)

(Source: mashamorevna, via valonqars)

cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.